Or add a 'report as spam' button, like they did with the forum posts.
Might as well be asking for italics while your at it... ¬_¬
More likely he'll shout obscenities at you, piss on your parked car, and then spend his new-found riches on booze. But yes, I missed your point completely.
Oh, but they warm up to you after you give them $3000 of stolen money... and make them sober by locking them in a room with no stimulation aside from assigned tasks, and a powerful electric shock for each attempt to use their internet connection for porn, which I can assure you will be used most liberally.