I'll enter for a shot at the Cat Lady on GOG - looks like it's right up my alley :)
So, creepy stuff. Here's a creepy fact: a large number of people on Earth are infected with behavior-altering brain parasites called t. gondii: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis#Epidemiology
Check out these infection numbers:
Latin America (~50-80%), parts of Eastern and Central Europe (~20-60%), the Middle East (~30-50%), parts of Southeast Asia (~20-60%), and parts of Africa (~20-55%)
Also, there's no cure and cats are carriers. Sleep tight kids!
Thanks for the giveaway! :)