Following recent video game trends the title will offer a very short and linear story. Almost no gameplay whatsoever and twenty launch DLCs, including a special pink banjo (normally obtainable by finishing a game) and a unicorn mount, will have you stuck in front of your computer screen for minutes.
I laughed when I saw this... then I realised it really is
the recent video game trend. Well "recent" for the past 5 years at least. That made me sad.
I realize this is an April Fool's Day prank, but please CD, if you ever do a Witcher 2 Enhanced Edition with additional quests and editor, please include this adventure in that pack. Even if it is just a 30 minute mock game, it'd still be awesome.
Seconded. The trailer itself was hilarious. I want my "non-linear male to female interactions" and "mandolin fighting style"! Oh, and for those who didn't notice the scrolling text at the bottom, watch the trailer again; I couldn't catch all of it (tiny font and it does scroll rather quickly) but it has some very funny parodying down there.