ZOMG AWSUM GAEM IF U DONT PLAY IT YOUR A DORK
The problem is that certain people will upvote unhelpful reviews if they agree with the rating and vice versa.
Unhelpfull is subjective!
So are you in favor of these types of reviews, and do you find that review helpful? Ok...what at all is helpful in that review? Yes, I know you like saying unhelpful is subjective, and technically you're correct. Somewhere out there, there could be some crazy ass that actually finds that review notably helpful,,, because ...well some people just don't make a lot of sense.
But seriously, reviews like that are useless, and voting that as useful just doesn't make any sense to me at all