Well played, good sir. Well played.
I shall now plot a long and laborious revenge scheme...
It won't work. I've already plotted the revenge to your vengeance, by elaborately scheming my vengeful retaliation to the fact that you will in time attempt the same, and therefore caused a paradox that has prevented your birth in this timeline!
*one less name on the list
I surrender unto you, Almighty Speakchimp.