As all comments are fake, as our honorable member saurey, with his outstanding sercices, recently discovered, and as we have no reason not to believe in his detailed demonstration of this fact, it is my duty to inform you, dear sires, that you are fake, too.
While i regret that is has come so far, there is obviously no other way if you insist in saying you created (a) comments personally. If you renounce now, i may be able to save you, but you must haste. So don't hesitate, or it may very well be too late to save you.
nothing is real anyway.