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Often times I'll save my game with the intention of quitting, but I'll stick around for a few minutes and slaughter every innocent bystander in whatever city or village I'm in. I was in Naskel and just killing EVERYONE, going into every building as well. Some male villager was standing "hostile" in the corner of his home and as my men were advancing, he quipped, "weather's been lousy, lately..."

Also, I find it to be very funny when the Flaming Fist arseholes spawn everywhere and simply cannot cut down my main guy. I can kill probably a few groups of them before I die, when I'm maxed out on exp.
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Bimlanders: Often times I'll save my game with the intention of quitting, but I'll stick around for a few minutes and slaughter every innocent bystander in whatever city or village I'm in. I was in Naskel and just killing EVERYONE, going into every building as well. Some male villager was standing "hostile" in the corner of his home and as my men were advancing, he quipped, "weather's been lousy, lately..."

Also, I find it to be very funny when the Flaming Fist arseholes spawn everywhere and simply cannot cut down my main guy. I can kill probably a few groups of them before I die, when I'm maxed out on exp.
"You are mean, mean, mean. No wonder people don't like you"...
In Beregost, while in the Red Sheaf Inn, I made Imoen open a chest which, unbeknownst to me, would trigger Flaming Fist Officers coming in and accuse her of stealing.

This wasn't my intention, so I simply chose any dialogue option thereof w/the intent to reload, but it made the Flaming Fist and everyone else there completely hostile.

Thus the party's reputation decreased by one, and Garrick, in truly epic fashion says: "If man is known by the company he keeps, I shall be thought of gloriously." And then he immediately shoots a crossbow bolt at a patron who was sitting down at a table w/his drink, killing him!

That has been by far and away the funniest moment I've had in the few days in which I began playing this game again!
Post edited January 29, 2011 by bladeofBG
Keldorn has just heard from his wife that she betrayed him and Keto (Bard mod-NPC) says after the dialogue is over
"this is just what I'd been hoping it would be"
Post edited February 24, 2011 by DubConqueror
WindUpAtheist's entire BG1 playthrough. Classic! Thanks dude.

Strongly recommended.

http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=17135.0
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IcaroSan: In a pub in Beregost there's a drunk who says:
"I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok... i work all night and sleep all day"

I laughed out loud, because it's a reference to the "Lumberjack song" by Monty Python:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
Sorry, wrong game. :P

Jan Jansen: Oh, woe is me, I hate my life! Bugger this pitiful life of mine, as a thief-illusionist! Sod it! I want to be a....a....Paladin!

Jan Jansen: Oh, I'm a Paladin, and I'm okay,
I snore all night and I smite all day.

Shadow Thieves: He's a Paladin, and he's okay,
He snores all night and he smites all day.

Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I eat my lunch,
I go to the Outhouse.
If I'm out in the wide wilderness,
I just use a furry mouse.

Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the Outhouse.
If he's out in the wide wilderness,
He just uses a furry mouse.

Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I skip and jump,
I like to polish my stuff.
I put on ladies's clothing,
And watch other knights scream and huff.

Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he skips and jumps,
He likes to polish his stuff.
He puts on women's clothing
And watch other knights scream and huff???????

Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I wear high heels,
Panties and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he wears high heels
Panties and a .... a Bra????

Aerie(crying): I thought you were so rugged!
Post edited February 25, 2011 by EdwinJanssen
Coran (after givin a History of the Unicorn Run to Rinnie) complains about the Unicorn Run being boring, then adds:

"Oh well, could have been worse! If I see another 'History of the North' I'll go mad, I swear. It is in every house we enter - was it given away for free by the author around here? Or did he promise a reward to anyone who magages to read it from core to core?"

A fun piece of writing by the NPC1Project with a wink to the kind of humor of the original developers.
another funny moment:


*spoiler alert*

With NPC1 project, Kivan attacks Tazok at the party's arrival in the bandit camp. After killing all bandits that come towards us, there's still some left in the tents. In the Chill area, Tersus attacks us when entering one of the tents on the west side, at the same time offering us all a suit of armour for our protection!
One time I had Minsc wielding Harbinger, and some muggers attacked the party in the Docks. Minsc hits one, fireball goes off, peasant right next to him gets toasted, reputation goes down, and then he goes into the "...we should strive to be just and fair!" line. I had to quit playing for a few minutes, I laughed so hard. And switched his sword out when I reloaded.
I've had a couple of funny moments in my year long playthrough of BG1.

Early in my playthrough, upon kiling Greywolf, Prism in his daze caused by constant work using Speed potions, finishes his art. Upon which Prism walks away, and Minsc goes: "Camaraderie, adventure, & steel on steel. The stuff of legend! Right Boo?

Right at the moment Minsc finishes saying that, Prism collapses dead, right next to Greywolf's corpse! The bounty hunter that was seeking him!

5 seconds after that, Jaheira goes: "Perhaps this group needs not quite as much help as I thought."

Freakin hilarious!
Post edited October 27, 2011 by bladeofBG