Cmon. Everyone has them. What is YOUR Favorite quote from either Baldur's Gate or Baldur's Gate II.

Minsc
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!
Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!

I love the way he says that one.

One of my favorites is what the priest says in the temple east of Beregost when you click to talk to him:

"Don't touch me... I'm super important!"

I like Jaheira's "If a tree falls in the forest... Id KILL the bastards t'wat done it!" I find her highly entertaining in general.

Uhh, also.(MAJOR Irenicus spoiler) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z3aY0uELTQ

Good Quotes all around!

There are so many to choose from, but the one that sticks in my mind is the player character male voice

"Let's do this, quick and painless."

This might become a long thread. I'd caution everyone to post the SPOILER tag if the quote folk want to share is plot-related.

MIne changes all the time. I'm still discovering new memorable dialogues as I play, even though I'm a 'BG veteran.' I'm currently in Durlag's Tower, so....

Warder:

"I am the warrior's curse
I steal his future
I mar his past
The more he has, the less it seems
He becomes a slave
Of glittering things

Yet I hunger... Feed me that which glitters beyond all else."

Once you've given it, he says: "You have completed this riddle. I am AVARICE. I will bring doom upon you in this cursed place."

So many more, so many more. I hope folk participate in this thread.


EDIT: Don't forget this thread, about enemy quotes!:
http://www.gog.com/en/forum/baldur_s_gate/favorite_enemy_quotes

Oh man! Irenicus' best line ever:
"I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!"

Sounds like he was once a hero, a long time ago before he became a villain, eh?

He would certainly have had the potential to be one. The corupting touch of power, eh? I personally think he's the best villain ever "made", part of the honor going to the guy who voiced ACTED him. Voice acting now-a-days is more often than not boringly one-dimensional. Even the best written dialogue can get ruined if sounding as an audio sample from a tooth paste commercial. Did I mention that Im old and bitter?

I agree on you with the greatness of that quote. He sound so rebellious when saying that, dosent he? If only I could say those lines with the same zest of charisma... Id properly end up imprisoned somewhere :(

"You are just a mindless golem. I will get nothing more from you."

dunno why but I've always loved this one.

If anyone is like me and played this a lot when little, then there will be tons of quotes and the voices speaking them in your head. Or maybe I'm just crazy!

So many I remember from the first one, that I can't really choose.

But for the sake of adding one of my favourites:

"Squeek!" - a space hamster

Pretty much everything Minsk says.

Ha! How can I be discreet? Take a bath.
- Sweet Viconia. Will I really have to get rid of her if the party's rep goes > 13?

Yes

No, only if the party's rep goes over 18.

Which, IIRC, can't happen, since 20 is the cap and you automatically lose 2 reputation by having her in the party. Or am I misremembering?